>>Season Three Quotes<<

Episode: Nemesis
Jack:"Say Something"
Teal'c: "One small step for Jaff'a"
Jack:"very nice"

Episode: Rules of Engagement
Jack: "MMMMM...Tuna..."
Rogers: "Go to sokar!"
Jack: "its 'Go to Hell Actually! which by the way is a very rude thing to say to a person offering you a sandwitch!"
Rogers: "means the same"
Jack: You've Got a point"
....
Rogers: "You may begin torturing me"
Jack: "Oh, I've already begun, this is the infamous tuna torture" *mocks rogers with Tuna sandwitch.

Episode:Crystall Skull
Jack "Look, I'm sick of lying around, help me up"
Teal'c "Dr Fraiser believes you are not strong enough to undertake such a mission"
Jack "Yeah, whatever" Jack gets out of bed and falls in a heap on the floor at Teal'c's feet.
Teal'c looks down at him "Dr Fraiser is usually correct in such matters" Teal'c reaches down picks up Jack and drops him face first onto the bed.
Jack (muffled) "Thank you"
Teal'c "You are welcome"

Episode: Nemesis
Sam: "I've always thought of myself as very focused"
Jack: "It's called working too hard, you're gonna crash and burn"
Sam: "I really don't have much else to do sir."
Jack: "Well find something to do. Take up golf. Fly a kite or knit something"

Episdoe: Deadmans Switch
Aris: "Captain, you must have some medical training"
Sam: "Actually, I'm a Major now,"
Aris: "Oh, Well how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Could you get over here now and help me MAJOR?"

Episode: Foothold
Jack: "Just rain. Must. Wind, lightning, hail. Did I mention the rain sir?"

Episode: Fair Game
Jack: "Certainly not those lying scheming, no good for nothing, slimy over dressed style mongers..."
Sam: "Sir, I'd like to try something"
Jack: "I wasn't finished"

Episdoe: Legacy
Jack: "You look TERRIBLE"
Sam: "Thank you"

Episode: Learning Curve
Jack to a kid who paints him: "I look fat."

Episode: Rules of Engagment
Rogers: "We've studied long and hard and know much."
Sam: "About Earth?"
Rogers: "Oh yes! Corn and cotton are Indigionous to North America"
Jack: "And that information could save your life one day!"

Episode: Urgo! the whole damn ep is funny but this is all i could find...some damn humourless some people are wait, that doesnt make sense...eh
Jack: "Okay, lets ask the question. Do we really want to give up SG-1 and walk around the rest of our lives with him yapping away in our heads?
Urgo *to sam*:yes, Say yes.
Jack: Or do we take the risk and try to find a way to remove him so we can get on with our lives.
Urgo: No, Say No

Episode: Jolinars Memories or The Devil You Know.

Apophis: "your insolence is music to my ears!" *yeh ok that isnt funny but it sounds soo cool!

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*they are trying to wake Jack from sleeping*
jack whilist half asleep: "but, mum, i dont wanna go to school today."

Episode: Shades of Grey.
Jack *some guy on another planet called newman talks to jack through the Goa'uld mid sized comm ball.*: "Hello, Newman..." (hehe seinfeld)

Episode: Pretense
Narim: "No Harm will come to you. The Tollan will guarantee it."
Jack: "Is that a Money back if you're not completely alive guarantee?"

Episode: Learning Curve
Jack: "So Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert?"
Merrin: "Yes"
Jack: "How old are you?"
Merrin: "I am eleven, how old are you?"
Jack: "So... Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert."

Episode: Pretense
Sam: "They built their own stargate?"
Daniel: "Waaay smarter than we are!"
Jack: "Ours is bigger"

Episode: Seth Seth: "Welcome. Who are you?"
Jack: "Well I'm Larry, this is Moe and of course, everybody's favorite, Curly."

Episode: Into The Fire
Makepeace: "How's the leg? Can you walk?"
Daniel (sarcastically): "Oh, it's just a deep, bleeding gash but it'll be fine."

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