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This is something me and My friend spent a week making up...
it was for the Yankthechain.com mark hamill message board! isn't this just brilliant!?!
ENjoy!
01:51 A.M., Sunday, May 12th, 2002
The Year: 1971....b.c
The Place: Scarlet Pimponel Hovel in New Zealand.
The time: the sun waz minus 26 degrees in the sky...which means it waz night...the moon waz minus 50 degrees in the sky...which means...shit, i dont know.
The World waz flat (like a CD) it waz carried by a horny Turtle and four hephalumps. I, a young, ignorant smelly goat waz asking buddha if I could eat his shu. he said no...that made me cry. so I started Jacking his brother, blubber...it waz furrrrn!!!!! it felt like i had a feather up my pussy! of coarse, Im a guy thru and thru! after a while talking to buddha he said he waz off to make the world round like a baskett so fellow turtles would not mistake the world for a pancake and eat it... he became one with his brother, and they rapped the world around them like a blanket...and did sum DOONA DANCING!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! there waz a major earthquake. this story waz sooooo fascinating that i wrote this story on my hoof so I could put it on this VERY message board...but, I had evolved several times, first I waz a northern himilayan jumping goat, then I waz a very very very very fat ugly sheep called sam, then I waz a bitch..I mean dog, then I waz a woolen jumper, then after invention of synthetic matierals i became a polyesta jumper, which in the end evolved me into a styraphoam cup thats used to clean griffin Hamills pool filter (hehehehehe griffin...bird lion man!!) I liked being a styraphoam cup..I could sooo many things I couldnt when I waz a young defensless smelly ignorant goat...
I could now be broken into little peices then make a terrible mess on the floor that no body can clean up then all my little pieces would come alive and start to rape inocent old ladies...and then we stole their bus passes out of their purses...then we would meld together to make a hyperACTIVEDRIVE...but we could only do this when on high doses of raw marujuana. by this time my story had been washed away by the chlorine in griffins pool..so i cunt rememba the point of this story... thank u and goodnight!I hope u all die...oh I mean I love u all...
OH I REMEMBA NOW!!!!!!!! I WAZ IN CHINA!!! WITH THE SPANISH INQUISITION BUS DRIVERS WITH STRANGE LINNEN PETICOATS TORCHERING POOR DEFENSLESS HEAVY METAL SATANIST GROUPS!!!.............................................
p.s This story has no relevance to this person that is refered to quite frequently on the page...it has relevance to scott griffin and chelsea Camel..
we are not resposible for ne brain damage caused by looking at the first sentance of this entry! pleas dont sue! I cunt type well being a broken up styraphome cup hyperactive drive in the middle of hyperactive space...