...with my symbiote by my side! The Giant Stargate, the gateroom...the little Janet Frasier! We'd Sing, Sing, Sing!

I am a lumberjack and I am Moderately well,
I sleep during the night and I work in the daytime.

CHOIR & GIRL:
I am a lumberjack and I am moderately well,
I sleep during the night and I work in the daytime.

TEAL'C:
I shoot when ordered, I eat rations provided,
I go the lavatory rarely.
On Wednesdays I get briefed,
and have buttered scones for nourishment

CHOIR:
I shoot when ordered, I eat rations provided,
I go to the lavaroty rarely.
On Wednesdays I get breifed.
and have buttered scones for nourishment.

ALL:
I am a Lumberjack and I am moderately well
I sleep during the night and work in the daytime.

TEALC:
I shoot very well, I run in a stealthy manner,
I like to bash up Goa'uld.
I put on regulation clothing,
and hang around in breifing.

CHOIR:
I shoot very well, I run in a stealthy manner,
I like to bash up Goa'uld.
I put on regulation clothing,
and hang around in briefing

ALL:
I am a lumberjack and I am moderately well,
I sleep during the night and I work in the daytime.

TEALC:
I have a good battle strategy, I wear thick boots,
A singlet but no bra.
I am not fortunate to have been born male,
Unlike my father

CHOIR:
I have a good battle stratergy, I wear thick boots
A singlet but no bra.
I am not unfortunate to have been born male,
Unlike my father?!!?

MOUNTIE (JACK):
What kinda straight guy are ya, you lousie commie fairy faggot!?

[Daniel and Sam stare at Jack, but the music continues]

ALL:
I am a lumberjack and I am moderately well,
I sleep during the night and I work in the daytime

I am a Lumberjack and I am moderately WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL,

[Liberty Bell March plays, Goa'uld chase the lumberjack off stage. They run back and forth as shots are fired.]