>>Jonas is not a girl<< :::based on the Lyrics of Tribute by Tenacious D::: by Dark Pheonix

* Jack Sings *

Me and my Sg1 team here,
We were missing our cool and trusted linguist
When all of a sudden
There shined a shiny Hammond,
In the briefing room
And he said:

Get a new real smart guy
Or I�ll be pissed off

So Sam and I stopped,
Looked at eachother
And we accept: OK

So we grabbed the first guy who came to our grasp, who just so happened to be:
It was Jonas who�s not a girl (x2)

Look into his eyes and its easy to see,
2m+7=13 (therefore symbol here) m = 3
lots a Goa�uld swinging in trees
It was destiny
Needless to say the coffee was done.
A ping issued from its pinger
And Jonas poured some.
He asked us
*snort* have u sugar?
And we said
Nay, we are but men

* musical interlude *

The funny thing about this my friend
Is that Jonas doesn�t look anything like this song
This is just a tribute
I wish you were there,
Just a matter of ascending
Good gate

* does silly dance *

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