>>I'd Rather Do it with Elijah<< - based on the Lyrics of I'd rather do it with madonna by the Androids.
mutilation by: Jolinars Memories
Key:
Jay Kay - The Singer of Jamiroquai
Jack - Jack O'Neill/RDA
Elijah - Elijah Wood/Frodo Baggins
Hayden - Hayden Christensen/Anakin Skywalker
Mikey - Michael Shanks/Daniel Jackson

You know Jay Kays got the body,
He really likes to spin and twirl,
but when hes dancing to the camera,
You know hes just a little old, (yeah ok hes 33 but poo on u)

Now Jack is cute but still a baby,
And he talks with attitude,
and he has the hotts for a young lady,
but what i'd really like to do,
I'd Rather do it with Elijah,
He's what a hobbit's supposed to be,
Oh, Elijah wont you do it with me,

When Hayden fights it looks amazing,
I like his belly and his butt,
But how would you like to be with him,
he's always obsessin bout his mum,

I'd Rather do it with Elijah
He's what a hobbits supposed to be,
He's the only boy I'll ever need,
Oh, Elijah do it with me,
Oh, Elijah, ooooooooo ooooooooo oooooooooooo Elijah,
I'd really like to be with Mikey,
I think he's really really hott,
I wonder if I could get Mikey,
to wanna do it with Elijah, (LOL)
I'd rather do it with Elijah,
He's really got me eating bee's
Oh, Elijah wont you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Elijah,
He's really got to me,
Have you seen him when he's wearing the hairy feet and he's really really short,
I wanna do it with,
Oooo , Elijah [till fade]

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