Ed: Don't tempt me, please
Amy: That's right. I mean what can he do to us? We're already dead!
Rafe: Snow angels! You know, not to brag, but mine's perfect!
Caleb: Okay, by a show of hands, who missed me?
Rafe: Would you get real?
Alison: Well I'm sorry, I'm talking to an angel in my apartment so it's a little hard.
James: Normally we are forced to watch the Home Shopping Network all day long,. But this soap opera has such potential.
Ed: Ok. That is enough. Good-bye, girls
Rafe: Where'd they go?
Ed: When Amy told me to go to hell, I thought, "why didn't I think of that?"
Caleb: Now what's wrong with this picture? You know what? Too much talking, and not enough bleeding.
Ed: Rafe and Alison still love each other. They're going to find each other
and then they'll get to stay on Earth together.
James: You've been watching too many Hallmark specials.
Caleb/Stephen: Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? (on Rafe's cell phone)
Caleb: Fortunately, in my world, dead isn't always dead.
Captain: What in hell?
Rafe: More like "what in heaven?"
Elizabeth: I did what any mother would've done
Caleb: Most mothers don't have fangs
Jamal: Marissa -- she's more of a tuna salad kind of gal. You know what, she doesn't really eat burgers and fries. She has manners and she's polite.
Casey: You're worried about my arteries? I got a headline for you. Come here. (Jamal leans in) I'm already dead.
Chris: Well. Livvie is Tess. Tess is Livvie. Caleb's alive... Think I'm gonna move to Guam!
Chris: Is that the one from the Stephen Clay Experience? (Reece)
Jack: Yeah.
Chris: She looks like she wants to devour you.
Jack: That's an interesting choice of words.
Rafe: Joshua has a bible.
Ian: Well, see? Maybe he's not all bad.
Rafe: Oh, correction: it's a "Book of Satanic Rituals" disguised as a bible.
Rafe: Stop lookin at me like I'm supper! (To Livvie)
Frank: Life throws you a curve, you roll with it.
Lucy: And does this particular curve happen to have fangs?
Alison: You're afraid you're gonna kill him (Caleb)?
Livvie: Again.
Karen: No, Frank, a shock is when your boyfriend tells you he's seeing someone else, not that he's just grown a pair of fangs!
Caleb: What's the matter? Bat got your tongue?
Alison: I hope you die
Joshua: Been there, done that
Livvie: Who in their right mind will help us?
Caleb: Are you saying we're not well liked?
Alison: How do you relieve stress?
Caleb: Normally...sex is good.
Frank: You're a vampire
Ian: What are you talking about?
Frank: I know normal people don't hide in the alley guzzling O-negative!
Rafe: This is getting bizarre.
Caleb: Getting?