Sonny: I'm not going to answer that!
Carly: You're not, no, seriously suggesting that I have the "big talk" about sex with Emily Quartermaine?
Sonny: Well who knows more about sex than you?
Carly: Did you ever think you could be, like a short order cook or something? I think you'd be really successful at it.
Sonny: The food service business does not interest me.
Carly: That's too bad because it'd be alot safer for your friends, you know?
Sonny: Whatever you want is alright with me.
Carly: Really? I want you To throw me a party and invite everyone who's ever been mean to me-my 2nd grade teacher, the Baker twins, that witch who threw me off the cheerleading team-the list is long. We might need a ballroom, in fact a stadium. And I want you to line them up and make them apologize to me, one by one
Sonny:Does the word "apple turnover" mean anything to you?
Carly: They're flaky, like you.
Sonny: Come on, i'll treat you to one.
Carly: I swear, sonny, I'll have you arrested.
Sonny: For what? Trying to ply you with pastry?
Carly: I'm not walking through a blizzard! I'll freeze to death!
Sonny: We can only hope so!
Zander: Two cars come to an intersection. Who has the right of way?
Carly: The Mercedes
Sonny: Breathe.
Alexis: Are you ordering me to breathe?
Sonny: Do what you want. You want to pass out? Pass out, whatever.
Carly:Jax do me a favor, take her (Skye) out the back door. That is where we put the rest of the trash.
Brenda: You're in serious need of psychiatric help.
Sonny: Oh, so you're a shrink now? You see that, Jax? She's going to make you walk, take all my troubles away. You got a real gift.
Jason: You're smart. The warden isn't.
Carly: Yeah, well, it doesn't take much intelligence to line two people up against a wall and shoot them.
Carly: You are my best friend and I want you to be happy, too. And -- and -- all right, I'm willing to share you, even if it means I have to share you with a wannabe artist who follows you around like a little puppy dog. It's very grown up of me, isn't it? (to Jason)
Sonny: Ocean's beautiful today.
Carly: Only if you're drowning in it.
Carly: You can talk to our (unborn) son anytime you like
Sonny: Yeah right, you get to eavesdrop
Carly: That's not my fault, it's a design problem, take it up with the architect
Brenda: Oh, so you thought you'd pack up all of my stuff for me out of the goodness of your heart?
Jason: Yeah, well --
Carly: No. That would be me. No bother thanking me. Just go away. Don't come back.
Sonny: Kiss me where the sun don't shine, you baldheaded jackass (To Taggert)
Carly: He (AJ) couldn't frame a picture let alone his own brother.
Sonny: Dance with me.
Carly: To that crap? (the music)
Sonny: It's classical.
Carly: Like I said.
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