Greenlee: Ben Sheppard. Shep for short -- as in my dog.
Tad: He's a maniac with a messiah complex(about David)
September 10
Lureen Tuttle: You were making whoopee in front of The Church of the Light, for goodness sake.
Greenlee: Technically, we never got that far.
Greenlee: Are you out of your God Da--
[Lureen gasps]
Leo: Greenlee...
Greenlee: Cotton-picking mind?
September 12
Petey:Gee, Nanny Kendall, do you baby-sit everyone in my family now?(When he finds JR in her loft)
Kendall: Drop it, Petey, ok? J.R. really was helping me lay down... put down tile.
September 13
Adam: Miss me?
Liza: Like the plague.
Colby: I catched a catfish.
Liza: Really?
Colby: Uh-huh. I named him Albert.
September 19
Greenlee: I am so close to justifiable homicide right now, it's not even funny.
Kendall: Ooh, I�m shaking. What, are you going to beat me with your powder puff?
September 23
Gary: Ladies --
Kendall: Ooh, don't call us that. It sounds so old.
Greenlee: Trust me. She's no lady.
September 24
Vanessa: I realize young men have wild oats to sow.
Trey: I'm not sure we should be having this conversation...
September 25
Leo: Vanessa had a cardinal rule whenever she was leaving marks. Always leave three degrees longitude and latitude when finding the next mark. You can't be any closer than that.
Greenlee: Six degrees of separation.
Leo: Yeah, she told me that when I was a kid.
Greenlee: Must have been the sea captain personality coming out.
Leo: www.Shut-The- Hell-Up.Com!
September 26
Bianca: That is one interesting kid.
Kendall: He's a presidential assassin in the making. (About Petey)
David: I used to stand up here, look down at that town, and think one of these days I�m going to hold it in the palm of my hands. All those people that didn't want me to be here? They'd all be looking up at me.
Leo: That's my brother.
Leo: OK, OK, OK , we're all pond scum. Can we just move on, please?(about him, David and Trey)
September 27
Greenlee: What's new? When anyone screws up in this town, the first thing they do is become one of your relatives. (to Leo)
Greenlee: I'm self-centered. I'm Greenlee Smythe and my world revolves around me and my world
Jack: I promise you I will not let this get personal, ok?
Kendall: Would that be before or after you walk on water?
Jack: Your choice.