Frank: I know what I was doing nine months before she showed up at the Nurses Ball and I know who I was doing it with
Kevin: I heard a rumor you started eating again. Any reason?
Neil: I was hungry
Julie: Just love her, protect her, and never never ever let her wear spandex (To Lucy about Christina)
Ian: I've been thinking of Lambert lately.
Gabriela: Ooo, that's a shocker.
Courtney: My heart goes out to you Joe, it really does..
Joe: What heart?
Kevin(after Estelle tries killing him): You know Estelle if you're going to try to kill me every time I see you you might want to work on your subtlety.
Ian: Well, I think it (the Avatar) is somebody who enjoys the attention and has the ego the size of Texas.
Kate: So it's you
Victor: (to Lucy) I learned a long time ago that worrying about my son only accomplishes two things: It costs me sleep and it makes him laugh.
Frank- Mom I was a paramedic remember? I think I can manage for 3 minutes without dropping her on her head.... But in case I do...they do bounce, right?(About Christina)
Kevin- Kevin Collins, supershrink.
Karen: Maybe the watch belongs to someone from the future. You know there are some crazy people out there that do believe in time travel.
Eve: Rachel kissed you? Oh that's disgusting. Now you've got cooties.
Kevin: I'll admit I do feel slightly contaminated.
Ian: Oh, will you look at that? I broke lucy. You got nothing to say. That's got to be a first.
Livvie: I'm standing here practically shaking with fear, and all you think is that I want your precious body? You weren't that hot, Jack
Jack: You know, tess, sometimes when people sleep together in the same bed, a lot of times other stuff happens.
Tess: Like hugging?
Lucy: She(Elizabeth) won't be quiet. I cannot get her to stop talking. I'm going to pitch her out my window.
Ian: I don't think that would stop her, do you?
Kevin: You've looked better.
Karen: Jeez, Kevin, you have a way of making a girl feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Gail: If you ever scare me again like that I swear I'm going to take you to some desert island and just tie you down.
Lee: Not so loud honey we don't want the children getting ideas.
Livvie: Wait, so this is the person you have been fooling around with. You mean to tell me you left me for me? (To Jack about Tess)
Livvie: Like you would know anything about a serious relationship Lucy. You've only been married to every man in Port Charles...twice
Eve: I was so desperate, you'll never guess who's shoulder I cried on
Karen: Who?
Eve: Lucy.
Karen: That's not desperation that's insanity!
Kevin: You�re wasting your time. You can light all the candles you want but in Port Charles you�ll just be in the dark.
Casey: There's a first: you (Ricky) not in the mood. I mean, you know, let me go check and see if hell froze over
Livvie: Being you is like being trapped in Candyland. (to Alison)
Chris: Come on, come on, nothing's over till the fat lady sings.
Elizabeth: Are you going to impersonate her, too, now?