Tony: Go to hell. Don't you own it? (To Helena)
Faison:What the hell did you do to him as a child? Refuse to take him to soccer practice?(To Helena about Stefan)
Sonny: Now, what are you going to charge him with exactly?
Taggert: Impersonating a statue. (about Jason)
Elton: You know, if I'm not careful, this wedding is going to look as tacky as Carly Corinthos' funeral! (about Luke and Laura's Wedding)
Taggert: Well, let me guess -- gangster, right? (To Sonny at the Halloween party)
Lucky: Pumpkin pie?
Elizabeth: Oh, no, not just pie -- pie a la serious vanilla.
Lucky: I guess it's been a while since we've eaten.
Elizabeth: Oh, well, it's not just that. The whole time i was acting like my life was about discount nail polish for those hillbilly guards, I was thinking, "Do this and you can have pie!"
Elizabeth: If we all died from being sad --
Lucky: That would be a solution to the gridlock problem.
Cameron: Throwing yourself in front of moving cars, huh? No self-destructive behavior there. (to Luke)
Luke:We lived everywhere trying to get away from them: Texas, Ireland, Istanbul...
Summer: Hold on. I'm still trying to picture you in texas.
Homeless Man: I see a lot of women. Saw Marilyn Monroe last week. She didn't die you know. It was a government conspiracy to cover up her affair with John F. Kennedy
Lucky: So, you know, the teacher keeps saying "Lucky, be specific." Specific? I mean, what is specific about an elephant?
Bobbie: Hey, do you remember the time Luke blew up the kitchen?
Lucky: You know, I do remember something about that.
Bobbie: Well, he tried to write it off as a medical experiment.
Lucky: That's creative.
Elizabeth: You know, then I start to think, it's Jason all over again. I don't know.
Lucky: Well, he talks, doesn't he? (Ric)
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Lucky: Uses complex sentences and speaks in more than one syllable?
Courtney: I'd tell you to say your prayers AJ, but God isn't listening
Taggert: Anger boy (Jason) looks a little....angry
Alan: Why didn't you tell us? (him and Monica)
Zander: No one trusts you
Alan: Why didn't you tell the police?
Zander: No one trusts them
Laura: When they put you on my chest, at that moment, I saw your soul.
Lucky: That's ridiculous. What kind of drugs did they have you on?!
Courtney: Ok, you've got your in with my brother. Enjoy it, savor it, wrap yourself up in it and sleep with it at night because it's not going to last!!!(To Ric)
Luke: I don't know whether to kiss you or punch you out.
Laura: I wouldn't try either if I were you.
Cameron: You're either certifiably insane or satanically possessed...or both (To Alexis)
Ric: You are insanely predictable. Must be why Jason loves you so much, not too much to think about. (to Courtney)
Faith: You gonna hold me down while Courtney Cottontail here pulls my hair out? (to Carly)
Ric: Snow White, huh? What does that make you, the Wicked Witch? (To Faith after she calls Elizabeth "Snow White")
Faith: I'm not a sex toy, but you sure look like you could use one (to Alexis)
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