Adam: What Brooke is trying to say is we once loved each other passionately.
Brooke: Adam, enough.
Adam: And we enjoy being intimate with each other.
Hayley: Okey-doke. That's way too much info.
November 6
Greenlee: A nice, long stretch behind bars.
Erica: No time off for good behavior.
Greenlee: And a bunkmate named bubba who wants to be his special friend. (about Trey going to jail)
November 14
Aidan: Cornish pasties, toad in the hole, bangs and mesh, some spotted dick.
Kendall: "Spotted dick," huh? (about English food)
Greenlee: Where's the brie? Leo. (takes it out of his hat)
Leo: You can imagine where I hid the hot chestnuts, right?
Kendall: Is that all that ("spotted dick") is?
Aidan: Well, yeah. What did you think it was?
Kendall: I don't know, but why don't they just call it bread pudding?
Aidan: It's the same reason as when you go into an american diner and you ask for scrambled eggs on toast, and the waitress says to the chef, "we need an adam and eve on a raft and wreck them."
November 15
Greenlee: The pity factor's raging out of control. I mean, the stares, the phone calls, the fruit baskets. My husband is dead, and they're sending me pears?
Greenlee: Some stupid wind blows through and now it's Leo coming back to haunt me. Ooh, cue the scary music.
November 18
Jamie: Our folks are probably just back at my place playing cards, right?
J.R.: Strip poker.
November 19
Marian: Oh, it's absolutely gorgeous. Winifred, are you responsible for this transformation? (The living room for the party)
Winifred: No, ma'am, I'm responsible for the fish eggs.
Simone: Dagnabit.... (ok, it's not that funny, I just rarely hear young adults saying that)
Greenlee: Your own brother is against you. Doesn't that tell you something?
Kendall: Yeah, that i have to kill him later
Adam: I will see you lovely ladies later. That's an alliteration.
Colby: What?
Liza: Alliteration is a bunch of words that all start with the same letter. Sometimes I like to call them "daddy's dumb diatribes."
November 20
Tad: In the last month, you have done everything but run around Pine Valley in a sandwich board that says "kick me."
November 21
Maggie: Be afraid. Be very afraid. (to Bianca, when she see's Opal)
Palmer: Well, come on. Come on, Pete. Let's see how many people can guess who you are.
Petey: Can we take bets?
Palmer: Cool. We'll make a fortune.
Tad: You -- you've really outdone yourself this time. I mean it. Congratulations. It's just out of this world. Get it? (to Opal when she's dress as a "Venusian")
Opal: If you're taking him back to the manor, what about me?
Palmer: Try NASA
November 25
Adam: J.R. Is gone.
Marian: Gone where?
Adam: Well, if i knew where, then he wouldn't be gone, would he?
November 28
Maggie: This is my contribution -- mashed sweet potatoes.
Trey: And you made that yourself?
Maggie: Oh, god, no. Chef marcel at the Valley Inn made them.
Kendall: Well what, did you think? We'd sit in a circle and read our lists out loud and cry? (when Aidan brings a list of things he's thankful for to Thanksgiving)
Maddie: Can I see where they put enzo's new liver?