May 1st, 2002
Donald Steele: Hey, hey, don't do anything you don't wanna see in print, big guy.
Ryan: Oh, "Ryan Lavery Rids the Planet of the Scum-Sucking Leech" sounds good!

Mia: Oh, your father is just an extremely generous, wonderful--
Hayley: No, really, really, what's going on?

May 2nd, 2002
Greenlee: If I had a magic wand, I would zap that skinny slut straight back to her trailer park in the Everglades. (About Kendall)

May 8th, 2002
Bianca: Do you think that you've earned our respect and our love and our trust?
Kendall: I shouldn't have to earn it, it should be given to me!
Bianca: It was, Kendall! It was! And you just spit on it!

Vanessa: Boo

May 9th, 2002
Chris: Bianca, help me out with this. Did the word "Kitchen" just come out of your mothers mouth?

Chris: I've just recently had a near death experience, so now I'm not taking any unecessary chances. (About Erica's cooking)

Greenlee: You having fun with Daddy?
Simone: What!?

May 10th, 2002
Liza: I don't need any referees; Adam and I can fight very well on our own. We've had plenty of practice

Tad: Ima, Ulla, Uma, Erica? Town's not big enough...(about names for his and Dixie's baby)

May 15th, 2002
Roger: You know, instead of walking down the aisle, we could be handed over-head, mosh pit style by the guests!

Roger: She(Greenlee's Mom) had dozens of questions about Leo.
Leo: uh...
Roger: No, no, I emphasized the good points and ignored all the rest.

Delivery Man: Delivery for Smith and Diapers?
Greenlee: Close enough

Leo: This is yours Roger? Wow, that's--that's a really ugly picture. (Holding up the lingerie)

May 17th, 2002
Hayley: I know you; you're representing Vanessa Cortlandt.
Trey: Please, try not to hold that against me
Hayley: Hmmm... Too Late

May 20th, 2002
Bianca: The fire chief said the fire was really hot...

Erica: Aren't you an FBI agent?
Chris: Yes, I am.
Erica: Isn't there someone in this room you'd like to investigate? (She's wearing a really skimpy, black teddy)

May 27th,2002
Greenlee: Don't call Leo a gigolo, please.
Mary: According to your grandparents, he's a lot worse. I'm just being kind.

Leo:I don't mean to pass judgement, Simone; but Roger? You have GOT to be kidding me!

May 28th, 2002
Greenlee:She (Simone) is not Daddy's friend, she's mine! (if she only knew...)

Hayley: I know exactly how Enzo got sick. It was that sticky girl in the park.

Kendall: Have you ever heard of Raccoon Junction, TN?
Ryan: What, like, home to the biggest ball of twine or something?

May 29th, 2002
Ryan:Bianca almost died in that fire, Kendall.
Kendall: So what? I said she was a brat, I didn't say she was a smart brat. (when Kendall accused Bianca of starting the fire.)

May 31th, 2002
Vanessa: You see, you're father was Frank Sinatra! No, Fidel Castro. Elvis! Elvis! No, Liberace!

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