| May 1st, 2002 Donald Steele: Hey, hey, don't do anything you don't wanna see in print, big guy. Ryan: Oh, "Ryan Lavery Rids the Planet of the Scum-Sucking Leech" sounds good! Mia: Oh, your father is just an extremely generous, wonderful-- Hayley: No, really, really, what's going on? May 2nd, 2002 Greenlee: If I had a magic wand, I would zap that skinny slut straight back to her trailer park in the Everglades. (About Kendall) May 8th, 2002 Bianca: Do you think that you've earned our respect and our love and our trust? Kendall: I shouldn't have to earn it, it should be given to me! Bianca: It was, Kendall! It was! And you just spit on it! Vanessa: Boo May 9th, 2002 Chris: Bianca, help me out with this. Did the word "Kitchen" just come out of your mothers mouth? Chris: I've just recently had a near death experience, so now I'm not taking any unecessary chances. (About Erica's cooking) Greenlee: You having fun with Daddy? Simone: What!? May 10th, 2002 Liza: I don't need any referees; Adam and I can fight very well on our own. We've had plenty of practice Tad: Ima, Ulla, Uma, Erica? Town's not big enough...(about names for his and Dixie's baby) May 15th, 2002 Roger: You know, instead of walking down the aisle, we could be handed over-head, mosh pit style by the guests! Roger: She(Greenlee's Mom) had dozens of questions about Leo. Leo: uh... Roger: No, no, I emphasized the good points and ignored all the rest. Delivery Man: Delivery for Smith and Diapers? Greenlee: Close enough Leo: This is yours Roger? Wow, that's--that's a really ugly picture. (Holding up the lingerie) May 17th, 2002 Hayley: I know you; you're representing Vanessa Cortlandt. Trey: Please, try not to hold that against me Hayley: Hmmm... Too Late May 20th, 2002 Bianca: The fire chief said the fire was really hot... Erica: Aren't you an FBI agent? Chris: Yes, I am. Erica: Isn't there someone in this room you'd like to investigate? (She's wearing a really skimpy, black teddy) May 27th,2002 Greenlee: Don't call Leo a gigolo, please. Mary: According to your grandparents, he's a lot worse. I'm just being kind. Leo:I don't mean to pass judgement, Simone; but Roger? You have GOT to be kidding me! May 28th, 2002 Greenlee:She (Simone) is not Daddy's friend, she's mine! (if she only knew...) Hayley: I know exactly how Enzo got sick. It was that sticky girl in the park. Kendall: Have you ever heard of Raccoon Junction, TN? Ryan: What, like, home to the biggest ball of twine or something? May 29th, 2002 Ryan:Bianca almost died in that fire, Kendall. Kendall: So what? I said she was a brat, I didn't say she was a smart brat. (when Kendall accused Bianca of starting the fire.) May 31th, 2002 Vanessa: You see, you're father was Frank Sinatra! No, Fidel Castro. Elvis! Elvis! No, Liberace! |