Bobbie: So do you have time to be told how absolutely wonderful you are?
Luke: Like I'd forget
Luke: If she gets unruly, just shoot her again. (To Stefan about Katherine)
Luke: I hope the two of you shack up, move to the suburbs, and raise a psycho soccer team. (To Sonny and Carly)
Luke: I'll get in touch with you.
Faison: When?
Luke: When the phone rings and it's me
Luke: Oh man, look at this! I've walked into my favorite horror movie: The undead meets the back from the dead. Bummer--no popcorn. (When he sees Katherine and Helena)
Luke: Go away.
Mac: Luke, it's Mac
Luke: Go away faster.
Alexis: When I get there, I'll wave to you
Luke: Your hand might be too small to see -- could you moon me instead?
Elton:How recherch�, I must say.
Luke: What'd you say about Rosh Hashanah?
Laura: If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't return to you....
Luke: Chase it down and beat it with a brick
Bobbie: How do you blow up a microwave?
Luke: Well you start by forgetting where you put the can of cooking spray...
Scott: Why are you dancing around this confession?
Luke: I ain't the only one dancing in this room,Mr. Bojangles.
Scott:You know, your love almost cost her her sanity.
Luke: And yours cost her her life. Does that make us even?
Luke:When I dress for dinner it means I put on underwear
Alexis: How come every time I see you, you're always telling someone you're right?
Luke: White! I said white! She (Bobbie) asked me why I'm a lousy dancer, and I said, "You know I'm white"
Luke: Do you hear that?
Sonny: No.
Luke: That's angels weeping because you're such an idiot
Luke: Well, you're no prizewinner, but you look a hell of a lot better than you deserve to. (To himself looking the mirror)
Luke: You graduated already? What'd you major in? Microwave? (To Lucky)
Luke: Just picture Dracula crossed with a rodent (about Stefan)
Luke: You're making a mistake here Baldwin! God, I with I had a nickel for every time I said that.