Greenlee: You're apologizing to me? That would mess up my mascara if I believed you (To Mary)
June 5
Anna: I feel like I'm married to an alien, and I should no because I...anyway...
Anna: Please tell me how to navigate my way through this marraige!
Leo: Anna, you're looking at the wrong duPres. I can't navigate from here to the bathroom!
Bianca: Kendall, we both busted our butts to try to figure out Mom, to try to get her to see us for who we really are.
Kendall: The lesbian and the celebrity bastard baby?
Bianca: Cheer up! You still got him (Trey). But remember that he gets PAID to defend you! (To Kendall)
Teenage Girl: I can't believe it. I was, like, "oh my gosh". I don't care what Mrs. Gazzola says. I am SO taking up the hem.
June 7th
Leo: Once I call this number, everything changes. Or doesn't (OBviously!)
Greenlee: Call your father, Leo. God knows he can't be any worse than the parents we've already got!
June 10th
Leo: I bet her name will open doors for us
Greenlee: Vanessa's name would open the gates of hell!
Chris: What--are you sniffing glue? You're talking looney tunes here!
June 13th
Aidan: Charm on a shingle, that one. Where'd you find him, under a rock? (about David)
Anna: David has a tendency to rub people the wrong way.
Aidan: And I hear China has a sizable population
Anna: I think you guys will get along famously! I can't believe I said that. That's probably the lamest thing I've ever said. "Get along famously"
June 17th
Bianca: What are you doing, Kendall?
Kendall: What does it look like I'm doing?
Maggie: Shoplifting? (When Maggie and Bianca find Kendall at the Bridal Fair)
Mary: Oh, how refreshing to meet one of Leo's relatives that's on the proper side of the law (when she meets Anna)
Greenlee: I have great news. Really, it's a good thing.
Bianca: Why do I get the feeling I should be very afraid right now?
Kendall: Bold move Greenlee! I'm used to you kissing Erica's butt, not kicking it. You go!
June 18th
Opal: Stop it!
Bianca: Stop it? Keep going! (about Kendall and Greenlee's catfight)
June 19th
Leo: Alright now, I want you to congratulate Ryan.
Greenlee: For proposing to Kendall? He oughta be commited!
June 21st
Ryan: That should put her in the mood (playing the song "Bootylicious)
June 24th
Aiden: He (Chris) went to check on his girlfriend. It seems she has a headache.
Anna: Oh, his girlfriend IS a headache
Kendall: Tall, dark and plugged into Erica's phone lines. Just my type
June 28th
Man at Valley Inn: Picture the altar, a bower of pink and white
Greenlee: You picture this: The church I was set to get married in was struck by lightning. The heels of that, the reception I booked is bust because of some insurance hassle, so it's either get hitched here or the Moose Lodge, and the Bullwinkle bit really doesn't appeal to me!
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