Tim: When I get out (of the hospital), will I be able to catch a 50-yard spiraling pass on the run?
Jake: I'm sure you can once you recuperate
Tim: Cool. I could never catch one before!
July 5th
Mary: It's not that I think you would double-cross me or anything.
Woodruff: I wish I could repay the compliment.
July 8th
David: Oh, just another family crisis.
Maggie: When is this family not in a crisis
David: Months without vowels.
Greenlee: Call me a sidecar
Leo: You're a sidecar
Anna: What are you doing here?
Leo: Well, roger's face sort of slammed into my fist.
July 10
David: Well, I guess I'll split and give you guys a chance to start trying on veils or something.
Bianca: Oh, david, i think that i should clue you in. Maggie's too cool for a veil, and anna is too tough, and i'm too smart.
July 11
Opal: You -- you paid money for that? Oh, I'm so sorry. (about Mary's hairstyle)
July 15th
Leo:Greenlee, you can be a royal pain in the neck.
Greenlee: Ok, rethinking that "you could never make me mad" thing.
July 17th
Tim: I figured with your(Bianca's) "bang-bang" day, and my banged up gut, and JR's banged up life...
Maggie: What, we oughta hide out?
Tim: No..., we can have a "bang-bang" party!!!
Bianca: In my deepest fantasy....(everyone stares) What?
Tim: Nothing, we get to hear a girl's secret fantasys.
Bianca: Well, even they dont go your way, Tim!
JR: Shot down!!!
Jackson: I just want you to know that Internal Affairs has taken an interest in this case.
Anna: I'll be sure to wear lipgloss.
July 22nd
Adam: Liza is in a dangerous situation.
Jake: Yeah, you're damn right she is. She's married to you.
David:Greenlee pulled a psychodrama on my psycho mama
July 23rd
Joe: Ready to kick off the new intern program?
Jake: Oh, yeah. Any advice before my first batch of recruits get here?
Joe: Show them where the vending machines are. They're always hungry.
Anna: You used to love me so much that you wanted a baby and a porch swing and, god help us, a willow tree.
July 24
Funeral director: perhaps you'd consider cremation. (for roger)
Greenlee: You want me to decide?
Rev. Connolly: As next of kin, it's in your hands, greenlee.
Greenlee: Torch him.
July 25
Liza: I'm completely sane.
Tad: Except for the fact you married Adam.
Tad: Nailing your husband's my kind of therapy.
David: Listen, I've looked all over the place for this stuff(tissues), and I can tell you must cry a lot because there's no more left. They're completely gone. So, you know, you might want to stop crying.(Making his sad attempt of trying to comfort Greenlee)
Greenlee: How can Anna stand you? You're the most unromantic person I've ever even heard of.(To David)
David: Leo, you don't smoke.
Leo: Yeah, I know. I just always wanted to do that.(He's leaning on a wall wearing a trenchcoat and a hat, and he has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.)
July 29
Barry: That's not asking too much. Let's see -- have Liza locked up in an asylum and get you awarded full custody of Colby in less than a week.
Adam: Exactly. Get to it.
July 30
Petey: I did it! I broke 3,000! (on his video game)
Palmer: Well done, son. If only the NASDAQ could do that.
Opal: Apologize to that viper(Kendall)? I would sooner cozy up to a crocodile!
Palmer: That's an image.
Opal: Petey wrestled little Betsy Nelson to the ground, put chewing gum in her hair. It had to be cut out in great clumps.
Palmer: Probably deserved it.