Jax: You think that makes you special?
Jax: Are you accusing me of having an affair with Brenda?
Skye: Ooh, unless we're calling it something different these days. I don't know, maybe we could come up with a special word just for the two of you and your big, scary love.
Brenda: This was after she came to my door and said you guys had fabulous sex.
Skye: Well, hello, Jax is my husband. Unlike you, I have a right to sleep with him.
Brenda: That's great, honey, but no one wants to hear about it.
Jason: what would you do?
Brenda: I'd do whatever i feel like doing. I'd go get a bikini wax. Want to come watch?
Jax:Since money is the root of all evil, I imagine it's especially precious to you.(to Helena)
Jax:Were your parents by any chance drunk when they named you? (To V)
Brenda: I'm sleeping on the couch. You're sleeping in there.
Jason: No, I'm sleeping on the couch.
Brenda: The bed is shaped like a heart!
Jason: So what?
Brenda: I am not sleeping on a heart-shaped bed!!
Brenda: you can be nice to me, you know --
Jason: Ok, just please -- everything's going to be ok.
Brenda: No, forget it. Don't be nice. I mean, it just sounds weird coming out of your mouth.
Brenda: He(Jax) came to my room, he staged this big fight in front of scott. He made it sound like, you know, he was mad at me and he had it with me.
Jason: Are you sure he was acting?
Brenda: Have you even thought about what's going to happen to you in prison? You're prettier than I am! (To Jason)
Taggert: You know you've been reported missing? Did you know that?
Brenda: Wow. You found me. I'm here hiding at home.
Brenda: What if we're shot?
Jason: It hurts
Brenda: "Buckle your seat belts"? You know what that means? That means, hello, we're about to take a nosedive into the ocean and I'm going to get wet again, i'll be missing again for another four years. Ok, that's fine.
Jason: Is that good?
Brenda: That's fine. It's just great. I'll probably end up dying again, and this time i'm your wife.
Brenda: So, Jax and I are engaged. (Pause) Don't you want to congratulate me?
Jason: Congratulations. You being married to anyone besides me is the best news I've heard all week.
Brenda: I'm sorry. I'm not signing the annulment papers.
Jason: Are you on drugs right now?
Jason: Brenda. I'm taking you to Switzerland like we originally agreed. I'm going to have you committed because you're out of your mind! (when she won't sign the annulment papers)
Brenda: You didn't really think that I was into you, did you? EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Brenda: Can you at least pretend that I'm a girl? (to Jason)
Brenda: He's on something, right? (About a very flambouyant Elton)
Brenda: I think you (Elton) should just put them (the Quartermaines) all at the same table.
Jax: Yeah, it'll be the floor show; it'll be great.
Brenda: I know, I know you think I'm spoiled and I'm self-centered and that I don't know anything. And actually, you're right... (to Jason)
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