Alexis: A Cassadine woman with a mind of her own-- well the very thought of that is just plain sacreligious!
Edward: I can only assume that Ned has done something completely objectionable.
Kristina: Oh no, no, you know what? It's actually me. I am so picky! Can you believe it bothers me when the man I live with tells me he's gotten my sister pregnant?
Gia: Why do you think stars twinkle?
Nikolas: Turbulence in the atmosphere.
Gia: Gee, that's romantic.
Helena: Are you really sure you want to take me on, Alexis?
Alexis: More than I want world peace!
Alexis: Why won't someone just drop a house on her? (about Carly)
Alexis: she's the human equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard (about Carly)
Helena:I have the most annoying buzz in my ear. Is it a gnat? Oh...it's you. (to Alexis)
Stavros: I've thawed out rather nicely, don't you think?
Alexis: Has she(Gia) ever had an impulse that was right? (Silence) I didn't think so.
Gia: Well, we're not driving anybody's car over a cliff. Can we at least agree on that much? And no freezers.
Lucky: I like freezers.
Gia and Nikolas: No freezers!
Jax:When you were married to me, you were a great wife.
Alexis: Yeah. But that was you.
Alexis: If someone treated me the way I treated Ned, I'd shove them in front of a bus.
Alexis: Women are stronger than men. I've been telling you that for years. (To Ned, after Kristina's born)
Alexis: I'm in here waiting to hear if my daughter's going to live or die, and you're telling me it's my hormones? Is that the male excuse for everything? (To Cameron)
Alexis: No matter what Scott says to you, no matter how angry he makes you, you do not lose your temper, and what I mean by that is you don't sit in that chair with that icy, remorseless stare of yours because he is going to convince the jury that you are a killing machine. You may be that, but don't do his job for him. (To Jason)
Johnny: Carly wants her earrings back.
Alexis: You're kidding, right?
Johnny: No, unfortunately, I'm not.
Alexis: Hearts may be broken, families devastated, but diamonds are diamonds, and Carly wants them back.(Right when Alexis gets back to the penthouse after leaving Ned at the altar)
Alexis: There's nothing normal about the Quartermaines. I think Emily comes the closest, and she was a drug addict by the time she was 14. Skye and A.J. are both alcoholics. Alan is addicted to pills. Monica and Alan are chronically unfaithful. And Ned likes to have sex in public with mobsters.
Alexis: Baldwin couldn't find an elephant in a bathtub.
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