| April 26th Leo: I know nothing's changed as far as Vanessa's concerned... Greenlee: Gee, you mean she's not my new best friend? Maggie: Wishing doesn't get you anywhere in our family, you know, and begging doesn't either. Fighting works, sometimes, but, well, running--running works the best April 25th Greenlee: So, is this an innovation from the new cheif of staff, Jake, getting it on in patients rooms? April 24th Tad: I'm sorry, sweetheart, but you have lousy taste in men. Now, his(Jamie's) entire life all he's done is watch the parade go by. I mean a psychotic, a child pornographer, an ex-con... (To Brooke) April 23rd Bianca: Great, he gets the girl-- I get eggs benedict. April 18th Ryan: We talk things to death. We talk about my sad stories. Then we talk about your sad stories. Kendall: Oprah would be proud Kendall: Oh my god, don't tell me there's a Chicken Soup For Guys with Motorcycles" (To Ryan) Chris: Stand there, just like that. Now put your left foot in. Erica:The hokey-pokey? Chris: Now you see why PT is so much fun? Erica: Yeah, but the "Shake it all about" part could have possibilities! April 17th The Nurse: You think this hospital is the Martin Family's personal candy store? (To Tad) Adam: I'm human. There you got it. Now that you're family, you're entitled to know my deep dark secret. (To Mia) Trey: I'm his(Leo's) mothers attorney. Bianca:Ooh, talk about dirty jobs Mia: I can tell you've been drinking Marian: I know you're too young to remember, dahling, but prohibition was repealed years ago. April 16th Greenlee: What are you two celebrating, huh? Binky get rid of a pimple? Kendall: Excuse you, but I was right in the middle of-- Greenlee: Embarrassing yourself? Leo: I got the presidential suite. I'm the president,and you're moving in right now April 15th Vanessa: You'd make a fine Proteus, but you're gonna have to dump that bleach-blonde bimbo wife of yours.(To Mateo) Vanessa: You men, you're all such damn nuisances! Anna: You just sit tight, lock the door, don't let anyone in Maggie: Oh, no no no no no! In the movies the dumb girl always stays and she always gets it. I'm going with you Kendall: I'll bet the first thing she does is check her look in the mirror. (About Erica) Erica: This Vanessa is a very scary woman! April 11th Trey: Vanessa Cortlandt would confess to being the Son of Sam, Mamie Eisenhower or one of the Teletubbies to get her out of this hospital. The woman's a whack job. April 10th Greenlee: Wow, You really are a born loser. (To Kendall) April 9th Greenlee: You think Romeo and Juliet were star-crossed, they ain't got nothin on me and Leo Simone: You're not gonna take poison? Greenlee: Nah, I'll just do death by fudge ripple April 8th Adam: Marian, will you please stop blathering? Liza could be dying in there and you're going on like the village idiot! April 3rd Kendall: "Dear Diary--Today I walked away from a trap set by Mommy Dearest" Greenlee: Believe me, ego is the gas that makes that chickie go. (About Kendall) Kendall: Do those players still wear those tight pants? Ryan: Yeah Kendall: Oh. Bring your binoculars, I like to watch them rearrange things |