Jamal: Tomorrow, it's back to the real world
Alison: Like the TV show?
Scott: Does she EVER shut up? (About Alison)
Jamal: I'm a guy, once in awhile you have got to kick me in the head.
Jamal: Do you have feelings for him? (Rafe)
Alison: Oh, God no! I can't have feelings for him! He's an angel!
Jamal: Ok, Ali. He may be nice and all but he's not THAT perfect!
Rafe: May I take your jacket, Mrs. Rafe Kovich?
Alison: Why, yes you can, Mr. Alison Barrington
Alison: Has being a vampire made you stupid? (to Jack)
Amanda: Oh, isn't this lovely. A casual stroll through the park, just like we did when you were a little girl.
Alison: Yeah. We never actually did this when I was little.
Amanda: Well, at least I thought about it.
Alison: I'm fine.
Jamal: I don't know, you look kind of pale.
Alison: Yeah, that tends to happen when your ancestors are Vikings
Jamal-:I haven't had a bubblebath since I was 6. I had to have Batman bubblebath.
Alison: Trust me, I'm a lot more fun than Batman.
Eve: Well, Alison is standing there going "Like oh my God! Like I can not even believe that he is doing this now because like he used to be such a nice guy and now he's like this total ripoff artist like Oh my God!" You know, something like that. (imitating Alison's reaction to Jamal being arrested.)
Jack: Livvie's a froot loop!
Alison: I can see it on the highway in red, orange, and yellow flashing lights -- "Livvie's a froot loop".
Alison: What a day. I find out that my mother's a vampire, I almost marry my brother...
Alison: Well, I got extra mustard on your sandwich.
Rafe: Mustard, that's good. That should make the world a safer place to live
Alison: We'll have some tea and some scones, and, you know, have some girl time. We'll talk about our boyfriends and maybe whittle some wooden stakes. (To LucY)
Alison: Please just tell me it's not something evil.
Lucy: Worse. It's your mother.
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