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| The Dewey Notch System | ||||||
| What is the Dewey Notch system? A question asked by those with weak willed decision making abilities and the poorly educated with fingers far from the pulse of their local community But, for the poor saps who fit this description, the answer is that The Dewey Notch System is a rating system. Dur, how does it work? To answer this abecedarian inquiry, one would have to have a grasp of where this came from. In the summer of 1942, the US government needed a coded system of transfering ratings of a girl named Miranda, rated by this dude under what we can only assume to be an alias known as Jay. This coding was vital in the pacific theatre of the war and also in masking the location of key submarine units. This military technology was essential in the Allies eventual victory of the war. That long summer was spent on research and almost slavelike conditions by an aspiring scientis by the name of Arnold Dewey in a secluded laboratory in Los Alamos, NM. You may now ask, Dur Uh Er Uh Where can I find this great military war machine in use today? In a clever rhyming answer, just ask Jay. He may be found in his Santa Fe adobe house or fishing for catfish out on the pond located at Jay Manor. For more information, please see the Boston Institute of Notches |
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