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| A Witches Menu Baked Beings Corn on the Cobweb Scrambled Legs Jello Mould Chicken Poodle Soup Screamed Spinach Bug Juice Go to your Broom What do you have when you cross a witch and a clown? A brew-ha-ha. Where do witches go to have their hair done? Ugly Parlors. Did you hear about the witch no one was afraid of? She was having a bad scare day. Why do witches send greeting cards? To show that they scare. Werewolves What does a werewolf say to the barber? "Just take a little off the knuckles." Where do werewolves go shopping? The maul Why did the werewolf wear a sparkly gown and tiara? She wanted to be a hairy princess. How do you send a package to a werewolf? By hairmail. So How's Work? Creature from the Black Lagoon: "I'm swamped" Abominable Snowman: "Not so hot." Cyclops: "It's looking better." Vampire: "Draining." Invisible Man: "I'm hardly there." Two-headed Monster: "So-so." Gravedigger: "I'm really throwing myself into it." |
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