| Monster Jokes! |
Monster #1: Am I late for dinner? Monster #2: Yes, everyone's eaten. Why did the monster bring a root beer to Pittsburgh? To have something to wash it down with! What do monsters eat for dessert? Baked Alaska. Why did the monster eat the North Pole? He was in the mood for a frozen dinner. How do monsters like movie stars? Medium rare. Monster #1: Can you lend me an ear? Monster #2: Yes, but I'll need it back. The Monster Bookshelf Dare you to Touch It by Harry I. Ball My Life as a Private Eye by Sy Klopps Tales That Will Shock You By Frank N. Stein What happenned to the Teacher by I. A. Tim |
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