| 99 Ghoul, Ghost, and Goblin Jokes |
| Too Ghoul for School Why did the witch stay home from school? She had a wicked cold. What do naughty ghosts use in school? Cheat sheets. Why can't the Invisible Man pass school? Because the teacher always marks him absent. What happens when you bring a witch to the school cafeteria? Food fright! What do vampires wear in the fall? Their bat-to-school clothes. Teacher: Why didn't you finish the book I assigned? Monster: I'm not supposed to eat between meals. Giggling Ghost Jokes What do ghosts do at camp? Short-sheet each other's beds. Why did the ghost go on safari? He liked big-game haunting. What's a ghost's favorite Mother Goose story? Little Boo Peep. What do baby ghosts wear? Pillowcases. What do you use to erase a ghost? White-out. Others... What did one zombie say to another? "Get a life!" What did the Invisible Man's mother say to him? "We never see you anymore!" Why does a mummy make a bad birthday gift? He takes a long time to unwrap. Did you hear they had to close skeleton school? They didn't have a student body. What did the abominable snowman give the vampire? Frostbite. |
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