Twenty-Eight years ago she was born.
A scrawny little kid whose pants were always torn.
As she grew up she knew her only chance
was to be reborn.
She thought long and hard for years to come.
All ideas had failed except for one.

As she got older all she had going for her
was a sense of humor that was good.
She swore she would get even with everybody and
she knew she would.
Now she had a plan all she needed
was a way to spread her word.
Then came the internet...
her jokes would be heard!

She found the way.
The internet highway.
At first it was good.
She was taking control...
doing it her way.
But there was still something a miss.
She had to figure out this.

Change the hair to red
and the eyes to blue.
A new identity for who.
She has the look.
She has the style.
All she needs is a name
to complete the profile.

So look out world
stand aside.
The Jokewoman has arrived.
Legions of fans scream her name.
JW JW she has found her fame!

The End