"The Joketender"
Page full of tasteless jokes!!!
(Got any sick ones? Send 'em in, I'd love to hear 'em!)
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There once was a man from Madras
With testicals made out of brass
In stormy weather
They'd smash together
And lightning would shoot out his ass
My darling Melisser
How is your pisser"?
And how is your menstrual flow?
Is it absorbed by a tampon?
Or a Stayfree winged clamp-on?
Or does it run down your leg to the flo?
(The person I wrote this for will know how she is...)
(Say this one like "Buckwheat")
There was an old ho
That lived in a sho
She had so many bastard children
She didn't know what to dough
And her labia touched to the flo!!!
Mary had a clitoris
Pink and round and blunt
She also had a vibrator
That was often up her cunt
If the batteries were running low
It would give a little beep
And when they ran completely dead
She'd start looking at her sheep
It took four 'C' cell batteries
And a 6 volt AC adapter
So she could plug it in the wall
And moan happily ever after...
A woman is at the funeral home making arrangements to bury her late husband. She specified to the director that she wanted him buried in a dark blue suit and not the black one which he was wearing. Being very specific about this matter, she left the director a blank cheque to cover the expenses regardless of the cost.
Two days later at her husband's funeral she found him lying in the coffin wearing a handsome blue suit. The director told the woman that the suit didn't cost a cent.
The lady was puzzled and asked how he went about getting such a good deal on such a nice suit.
The funeral director explained, "I had another corpse come in the very same size as your husband. He was wearing a blue suit that I thought would be to your liking. I asked his bereived wife if she would like her husband buried in a nice black suit instead and she agreed that that would be more appropriate. So I switched heads!"
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