| How to swear in just about any language! |
| French - (Quebec): Christ de plote sale! - Fuckin' dirty cunt! Maudit fif - Dumb faggot Suceux de balus - cocksucker Va fourrer ta mere - motherfucker Grosse christ de vache - Fat fucking cow Va chier - Go shit Mange de la marde - Eat shit P'tit christ - Little bastard Christ de chien sal - Fuckin' dirty bastard Va te crosser - Jerk off (go fuck yourself) P'tit queue - small dick (bad for males!) Fifi (tapette, homo, moumoune) - faggot Mangeux de marde - (someone who eats shit) Grosse Bertha - fat woman ti-cul, Gros bucket - small ass, big belly Noune (plotte) - cunt ni cul ni tete - brainless (unconscient person) pisseux, chieux, t'es pas game - chicken vieux christ (vieux tabarnak) - Old Nasty (masc.) vieille christ (vieille tabarnak) - Old Nasty (fem.) Va te faire defoncer - Go get assfucked Fou - crazy Stupide - stupid Tata - dumb Mongole - brainless (mental handicap) T'es malade mental! - You're sick in the head! Maudite cruche - Jar head (said to women) Tu sens le tabarnak! - You puke! (you smell shit...) etc. Fourre toe l'doigt dans l'cul - Stick your finger up your ass Spanish: Marica - gay Bastardo - bastard Verga, polla - penis, dick Mierda - shit Chingas tu madre - Fuck your mother Chupa me la polla - Suck my dick Chuputa me, ano! - Suck me, asshole! puta - whore, bitch penecabeza, asno - dickhead, asshole joto - faggot (Mexico) pendejo / pendeja - (m / f) asshole, dickhead, etc. marricon - faggot mariposa - faggot (Mexico) chingar, follar, joder - to fuck cagar, jinar - to shit chuputar - to suck pinche - kitchboy panocha - pussy chichis - breasts Me cago en la hostia - I shit in the communion wafers Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk Besito mi anso - Kiss my ass hacete cojer - go and get fucked Hijo de mil putas! - Son of a thousand bitches! Metete un palo en el culo! - Shove a stick up your ass! chimba - pussy (Columbian) pinche caborron - fucking son of a bitch chilito - little dick juele a mierda - you smell like shit cabron, cuckold - bastard gilipollas - asshole cono, chocho, chichi - cunt chorra, pinnus - stupid cojonazos - big balls Jode a tu madre - Fuck your mother Chupame la polla - Suck my dick Hijo de puta - Motherfucker Que te jodan - Fuck you Que te den por culo - Fuck off you... calientapollas - cockteaser German: Blodes Arschloch - stupid asshole Dummes huhn - stupid chicken Scheisse -shit Fotze - cunt Blodes fotze - stupid cunt Schwuctl - faggot (noun) Lesbe - lesbian (noun) Mutterficker - Mother fucker Hurensohn - Son of a bitch Hure - whore Depp - idiot Drecksau - dirty pig Arschgesict - "Assface" (butthead) Fick dich - fuck you Fick mich - fuck me Schweinhund - pig dog Schlampe - tramp or slut das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an -none of your fucking business Du herdammter Arschficker - you damn assfucker Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass Mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself Scheisskopf - shit head (literal) Schnoodle noodle - dick snot Dummkopf - stupid head (literal) Verpiss dich - piss of Wickser - wanker Schwanz - dick Hosenscheisser - coward (trouser shitter) Schweinebacke - double crossing S.O.B. Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female) Arschkriecher - person who kisses the bosses ass, (brown noser) Affenschwanz - ape dick Latin: stercum - shit cunnus - cunt Flocci non facio! - I don't give a damn! tua mater - your mother Dormi mecum - sleep with me Tu es stultior quam asinus - You are dumber than an ass irrumater - bastard leno - pimp mentula - penis meretrix - prostitute Oreae Ita! - Hell Yeah! spacatum tauri - bullshit pudor tu - Fuck you Hebrew: Zonah - whore Zayin - penis / cock Harah - shit Mishugena - freak Hutzpa - balls (alot of nerve) beitsim - balls Ben zonah - Son of a bitch / whore Lec zayen et ima shelcha - Go fuck your mom tahat - ass mitromem mizdayen batahat - gay assfucker Zayin al hakuss hamasrihach shel haima hamechoeret shelcha - Fuck your ugly mom's smelly cunt lech lehizdayen - fuck off lech zayen para - go fuck a cow lakek et hatahat sheli - lick my ass lakeki li a hadagdegan, zonah - lick my clit you whore lech tiezdayen - fuck you ben sharmauta - like a son of a bitch coos ima selha - your mother's vagina Italian: puttana - whore fungula / scopa - fuck merda - shit bocchno - blow job Vaffanculo - Go fuck yourself No skuche ala gats! - What the fuck do you want? Pezzo di merda - Piece of shit Figlio di puttana - Son of a whore Cazzo vai via stronzo - Shit, get out of here jerk che cazzo - you dick Scopa tua mama - Fuck your mother No me interesso un cazzo - I don't give a damn / shit! Portuguese: foder - to fuck; present indicative: eu fazer boquete - cock sucking chupa-me a - suck my cock foda-se - fuck (figurative) pica, piroca, caralho - cock puta, cabra - bitch bicha, viado - faggot encher o saco - piss off vai se foder - fuck you vagabundo, velhaco - asshole, bitch Swedish: fitta - cunt kuk - cock pattar - tits fan - damn mammaknullare - motherfucker kuksugare - cocksucker knullare - fucker rovhal - asshole helvete - hell bog - faggot sug min kuk - suck my cock flens - dick cheese Finnish: vittu - fuck (lit. cunt) helvetti - hell vittupaa - (lit. cunt head) kusipaa - piss head paskiainen - bastard paska - shit Suski vittuun - Ski into a cunt Vveda vittu paahan - Draw a cunt over your head Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker Aitisi nai poroja - Your mother copulates with reindeer pimppi - pussy saatana - satan Dutch: eikek - dickhead lul - dick kut - cunt pot - lesbian kat, stront, schijt - shit hoer - hooker, whore flikker; nicht bruinweker - faggot reetneuker - assfucker klootzak - lit. testicle sack (mean fucker or motherfucker Vuile kankerlijer - Dirty cancer patient (strong) Smerige kankerhoer - Dirty cancer-suffering ho moederneuker - motherfucker rukker - wanker spast - spaz mongool - retard pooier - pimp sukkel - dumbfuck pik omhoog - stiff prick Houd je rotsmoel! - Shut the hell up! apenaaier - monkeyfucker droogkloot - boring fuck sufkut - boring bitch Hoerenjong - Son of a bitch / whore je moeder - (a response) your mother Stop het in je nauwe gaatje! - Stick it up your anus! kutwijf - cunt bitch (literal) zakkewasser - testicle washer paardenlul - shit dick engerd - creep slet - slut leeghoofd - airhead |
| Hindi: Chutia - pussy Gaandu - asshole Mah-der chod - Mother fucker Tatti - shit Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod - Sister fucker Mader Chhod maa-duhr chod - Mother fucker Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod - Brother fucker Chutiya choo-tia - fucker Gaand gaa-nd - ass Lund luh-nd - cock Chut choot- pussy Mammy mumm-aye - breasts Jhaant ke-bal - pubic hair Jhaant ke juye - pubic hair lice Chut ke pakode - deep fried pussy Tatte - balls Tatta fry - deep fried balls Chinese: Cantonese (phonetic): Poq gai - "Go die in the street", (general purpose) D'iu ne lo mo - Fuck your mom sAY Baht poh - bitch tiu nia ma chow hai - Fuck your mom's smelly cunt hum kah chan - Death to your family lok chat - dick chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt gai - whore hai-paw - cunty woman Lun-yeung, lun tao - dick face, dick head Jhew lun dou - pig cock scrotum ow lun dun jhew hai - ox cock boiled in a pig's cunt lay da yuen fay gay mm sai sou - You jack off and never wash fei hai - fat cunt Mandarin (phonetic): gun ni ma / chao ni niang - Fuck your mother chao ni niang de zhu zong shi ba dai - Fuck your mother's ancestors daH bien - shit liu mang - standard swear for bastard ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles? Hokkien (phonetic): cheeby - pussy lan jiao - dick kiu mo - pubic hair chao cheeby - smelly or bloody pussy ni na bu - your fucking mother lan hoot - balls neh - breast keh - whore ka ni na beh chao cheeby - Fuck your bloody mother's pussy ka ni na - Fuck your mother ka ni lao beh - Fuck your father peh bu ki ho lang kan - Parents go fuck by someone peh bu ki ho gao kan - Parents go fuck by dogs sai ne niang - Shit on your mother gan ni zhu gong di yi meah - Fuck your fore-father number one baw lan jiao - no cock Japanese: baka yaro - stupid bastard oh Baka - biggest idiot baka - idiot buso - extremely ugly girl buotoko - like wise, but for a guy kuso - shit ama - bitch minikui - ugly rippogakusha - rabies kusatta - rotten roba - donkey oni - demon inoshishi - wild pig ookiosewada - up yours okama - faggot yurizoku / onabe - lesbian pai pai - breasts / nipples manko - pussy Achike - Fuck off Chikushoo - oh Fuck! Kuso o taberu na - Eat fucking shit Urusai, kono bakayaro - Shut up you noisy idiot! ChinChin - penis (slang) onani - masturbate Anata wa onani o shimasuka is? - Do you masturbate? onara - fart onara amata - fart head ketsunoana - asshole kin tama - golden balls baka kusoatama - stupid shithead Ahraywah ohmankogan skeeda - I enjoy pussy very much Korean: Ssibal-seki / Samanes-seki - Son of shit Eemee sheemee pek poejee dah - Your mother has a bald pussy Geseki - Son of a bitch kochu - dick Yumago - Fuck you Dong-mogo - Eat shit shibseki - bitch, whore, etc. K-sa-key - bitch Ko-chu-pado - Suck my dick Ja-shick - You are a bastard She-pa-nom - (no exact translation, but very nasty) Malaysian: anak haram - bastard cibai / puki / pepek - pussy pantat - ass Puki mak - Fuck your mother Saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mother Isap telur - Suck my balls konek / shuhana / butoh - dick tet tet / tetel - tits chin hooi - asshole bodoh - dumb ass celaka - idiot puki-thiam - whore house bohsia - horny youn bitch Indonesian: bangsat - bastard tai - shit bule - caucasian gila - crazy isep konkol - blow job konkol - penis memek - vagina monyet - monkey ngentot - fart ngewe - fucking pantat - ass pantat besar - big ass toket - women's breast toket besar - big breasts jembut - pubic hair biji - testicles palaji - (slang) foreskin perek - bitch Greek: vlaca - stupid (noun), moron Pisoglentis -one who has fun with his ass xekoliara - girl with a torn asshole mbixtis - one who always fucks kariolis - motherfucker kolobaras - assfucker psoli, poutsos - dick poustis - faggot mouni, mounee - pussy skila - bitch kolos - ass davantzis - pimp malacca - masturbator poutsokefalo - dick head tsimbouki - blow job mounopano - cunt sheet gamiola - girl who fucks everybody Gamoto mouni pou se petage - I fuck the pussy you came from poutsoskambilo - hitting a face with a dick hino - I'm cummin' pisokolito - back door sex poutsaras - one with a big dick paxomouna - girl with bruised pussy lips mounoxilo - pussy lip Tha se xiso sti mouri - I will come in your face malaka wanker gamisou - fuck off Ay gamisou - Go fuck off To mounee tis manas sou - Fuck your mother's pussy Fila mou to kolo - Kiss my ass As to thialo - Go to hell Bootsie mav-ro malaka skit-tah - Nigger dick sucking faggot Kane mou pipa - Blow me / suck my dick Salta gamisou! - Go fuck yourself! Tha sou skiso to mouni - I will rip your cunt apart vromokola - dirty ass Segrafa sta archidia-mu - Bullshit Turkish: Siktir lan - Get fucked Anani sikerim - I'll fuck your mother got veren - ass giver ibne - faggot um - cunt chukumu yala - suck my dick yav shak - gay oruss puh - bitch pushtt - pimp gellbourria salak - Come over here wimp Morrocan: Takool zep - Eat the dick (eat my dick) Takool zep ala hamada - Eat the dick of a donkey zit howa - Get fucked Mook kebba - Your mother is a whore Zemin book - Your father is a queer (fag) Tinny zep - Kiss my dick Malik maloof - Your king is a pig Malik kahell - Your king is black (insult) ... woodla halum - Allah wills it * Added to each of the above, indicating devine providence wills it on you. For example: Zit howa, woodla halum - Get fucked, Allah wills it Polish: huj - dick dupek asshole dziwka - whore (light) kurwa - whore (hard), fig. "Oh shit!" spieprzaj - piss off spierdalaj - fuck off pojebany - fucked up pierdolec - fucker gowno (pron. GOOVnoh) - shit zajebiste - "fucking awesome" Pierdol mnie ty kurwa - Fuck me you whore Odpierdol sie huju bo ci zapierdole - Fuck off you dick or I'll fuck you up Jebiesz jeze - You fuck hedgehogs Zakurwie jakiemus plastikowi - I'll fuck a plastic up (in reference to someone wearing cheap designer clothes) Russian: sooka - bitch / traitor / whore yob - fuck yob tvoiu mat' - "Fuck your mother" Poshol na khui / Poshol v zhopu - Fuck off Tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - Mind your own fucking business Paashol v'chorte - Go to hell Kooshi govno ee oomree - Eat shit and die Ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow dick Tva-ya mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee - Your mother sucks cow dicks Per-ee-staan haameetca - Stop bitching bivneetca - showing off asshole peesa - polite penis govno - shit bliad - "Oh shit!" khui - cock pizda, manda - cunt zhopa, sraka, mudak - asshole, ass bliad' - whore govniuk - shithead khuyesos' cocksucker Serbian: Jebem ti mater u picku! - I fuck your mother in her pussy! Bog te jebo! - May God fuck you! Jebo ti pas mater - May a dog fuck your mother Crko dabogda stoko sewacka! - May you drop dead, you redneck ox! Popusis mi kurac krasni! - Suck my lovely dick! Peecko smrdleeva - you smelly pussy Govno yedno - You piece of shit peechka - pussy Sranje! - Oh, shit! Some! - You stupid ass! Yebachu te! - I'll fuck you! Jebo te Papa - The Pope fucks you Govedo - jerk sisadzijo - cocksucker Jebem te usta - I'm fucking you in the mouth Jebem te u oko - I am fucking you in the eye Czech: Do prdele - "Up yours" mrdat, prcat - very dirty words for "fuck," used only by the lowest of people. Chces mrdat? - "Do you want to fuck?" (Ksesh mrrdat?) hovno - shit prsa - tits pinjor - cock hovno hlava - shithead peecha - pussy / cunt |
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| Arabic: aha / khara / zarba - shit koos - cunt kis - vagina kisich - pussy zib - penis muti - jackass kanith - fucker kwanii - faggot khawal - gay maaras / gawwaad - pimp sharmoota / gaeheba / kelbeh - bitch mara - bitch (Egypt only) Nikomak - Fuck your mother! Elif air ab tizak! - A thousand dicks in your ass! Elif air ab dinich! - A thousand dicks in your religion! Mos zibby! - Suck my dick! Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your dick! Sharmoota haygana - Horny bitch Ebn el Metanaka - Son of a bitch Khara beech - Shit in you (female) Khara beek - Shit in you (male) French (Parisian): merde - shit ordure - bastard putain, pute - whore salope / conasse / poufiasse - bitch cul - ass baiser - to fuck bite - cock un pede, une tantouze - a faggot pauvre con - asshole (lit. poor cunt) Va bouffer ta merde - Eat shit Tu m'emmerdes - You're pissing me off Tu me fais chier - You are pissing me off Retourne enculer les mouches - Go fuck a cow Encule - Fuck you Va te faire encule - Fuck you Vas te faire foutre - Go get fucked Various ways to say "Fuck off!": Va te faire voir (common) Va aux diable Fout le camp Va te faire cuire un oeuf Va chier (common, stronger) Te faire voir chez lez Grecs! (old) * "Fuck off" and "Go to Hell" mean very much the same thing in France. Fils de pute - Son of a bitch Vas te branler - Fuck yourself! une vieille bique - an old bitch un con - a moron une conasse - an asshole un trou du cul - an asshole (lit.) le con, la chatte - cunt, pussy con comme une bit - (really stupid) Ce sont des conneries - That's a load of shit Leche moi et fait moi jouir - Lick me and make me cum Tete moi le dard, encule! Tete moi le noeud, pede! - Suck my dick, you fucked faggot! Mes couilles sur ton nez - My balls on your nose Vas pisser dans les fleurs - Fuck off C'est rien que de la merde - Its just a bunch of shit (lit.) Va chier - Go shit Ta mere est une salope! - Your mother is a bitch! (It is not customary to involve parents when insulting someone in French.) Allez a enfer - Go to Hell (old) Leche mon cul - Kiss (lit. lick) my ass Va te branler - Go play with yourself Va te faire enculer - Go fuck yourself in the ass (lit. Go get fucked in the ass) Bouffon - Asshole (lit.) buffoon, jester Tabernac!, Choleque de merde! - Thanks, ya shitstained cumbuckets! Estonian: kuradi munn - (lit. devil's penis) kuradi puts - (lit. devil's cunt) Kurat vo~tku - Fuck you munn - penis Kurat, Saatan - Satan, the devil kusema / pissima (v) - to piss Mine persse! - (lit. Go into ass!) Mine vittu - Fuck off nussima, nikkuma (v) - to fuck piss, kusi - piss raisk - rotted sitt - shit sittuma (v) - to shit vitt, puts - cunt Bulgarian: gus - ass coocka - bitch pederas - gay / fag luyno - shit luyno glava - shit head peeshka glava - penis / dick head Norwegian: helvete - hell pule - fuck faen - damn dritt / drot - shit fitte - cunt fleckpanne _ meathead pikk - dick hore - slut din faens pompslicker - you damn asslicker Din mor suger pik i helvete! - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell! Dra meg hardt i rompehara / Knull meg hardt og fort - Fuck me hard and fast jaevel - bastard knull - to fuck quickly beisse - to fuck hard poke - to fuck in the ass pule - fuck slowly kolle / kodd - dick morrapuler - motherfucker skinkerytter - ass rider (i.e. homo) soper - home svarte / soren - damn dumrain - clumsy idiot Dra meg baklengs inn i fuglesakka - Pull me backwards into the bird cage (i.e. "are you kidding?") kukk - cock penisfuteral - cunt raev / rompe / rass - ass daeven / daegger'n - damn fokk deg - fuck you runknisse - wanking gnome ta a draeg dae - go masturbate snabel / snurrbass - dick mus - mouse (i.e. vagina) stogging - someone very ugly lesbe - lesbian Stikk og heng deg - Go hang yourself Pell deg - Go away (and scratch your ass) Dra laksen - Pull the salmon (i.e. jack off) kjerring - bitch fjert - quick fart gaurt - any fart fis - long, soundless & smelly fart promp - a thick fart rape - to burp broler - a roaming burp buse - a small piece of snot kukkost - dick cheese din baesj - you are a shit din teiting - you are stupid dumming - someone who is stupid |