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Drinking Games!!!
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Drop the Dime
To play this game you will need a cigarette, a glass, a napkin, and a dime.
Unfold the napkin and place it over the mouth of the glass so that it will stay in place. (You may need to secure it with tape or a rubber band.) Then place the dime in the centre of the napkin.
The object is to see how much of the napkin you can burn away, taking turns with the cigarette. The player to cause the dime to drop consumes a full glass of beer.
Beer Hunter:
This game is so simple, even a drunk could figure it out. It's also the dumbest game I know!
What you need:
Many cans of beer and a box.
For each round you need one more can of beer than you have players. Place all of the beers for the round in the box. Now, every one playing takes turns shaking a beer, passing it around until everyone gets a turn and it is thoroughly agitated! Then the last one to shake the beer places it back in the box with the other beers, while the others look the other way. Everyone else gets a turn at re-arranging the beers in the box while the others aren't looking. The object being, nobody knows which beer is shaken.
One at a time the players select a beer, place it up against their head at an angle and open it. If it doesn't blow, they drink it. If it does, they lose the round and wear it. DUH!!!
Repeat the above until you run out of beer or get tired of getting soaked or can paly no longer for whatever reason you may have... Cheers! Belch......
Beer Bomb: Buzz rating: High!
You need: Two card tables, ping pong balls (paddles are optional), wide mouted beer cups, and of course plenty of beer.
Set up the card tables on opposite ends of the room allowing each player enough room behind their table to move around while they face each other. The furthe apart the tables are, the greater the challenge. Place a cup of beer at the end of each table for each player.
Each player takes turns bouncing the ball off their table, trying to land it in the cup on the far table. If the player bounces the ball off their table and it does not reach the other table. That player must take a drink and fill their cup back to the top. If a player is successful in landing a ball in their opponent's cup, the opponent must bounce a ball into the cup of the successful player. If they don't do so, they must drink their entire beer with the ball in it. Should the challenger be successful, the first player must drink their entire beer.
If a player should somehow land a ball in their own cup, then they must drink their entire beer with the ball in it.
It's a pretty simple game of skill, and drunken stupidity...
Baseball Buzz Rating: high
What you will need:
Four shot glasses, 1 Quarter, Beer, Four players two per team.
Set up the four shot glasses in a line away from the designated home plate at what ever distance you feel you can bounce quartes off the table into them.
The game follows as regular baseball and runs are scored in the same way (except you have to keep track of the runners on base in your hear) Drinking happens in the following manner:
* Fill the shot glasses with beer and designate a chair at a table to be home plate where you will take turns with your teamate to be at bat.
* If a player bounces a quarter off the table into a shot glass (gets a hit), he must drink the contents of the shot glasses ahed of the one he made. For example:
* The first shot glass is a single so he drinks the three shot glasses ahead of the one he made.
* The second shot glass is a double so he drinks the two shot glasses ahead of the one he made.
* The third shot glass is a triple so he drinks the one shot glass ahead of the one he made.
* The fourth shot glass is a homerun so he drinks nothing
* If he doesn't make a shot glass, that's a strike. Three strikes and he's out and drinks all four shot glasses.
* The opposite team drinks for each run the other team scores. Two each.
The batters alternate until they have three outs. Nrmal baseball rules...
You play nine innings unless tied, then you just keep on playing.