Sometimes we need 'em...
I'd love to hear them.
E-mail me and I'll tell you what I think, I'll most likely end up posting them here.
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To help you get rid of that creepy guy trying to pick you up...
Reply: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more!
Dumb question: Is this seat empty?
Reply: Yes, this one I'm in will be if you sit down there!
Dumb pick up line: Your place or mine?
Smart answer: Both, you go to your place, I'll go to mine!
Dumb pick up line: Haven't I seen you before?
Reply: Yes, I'm the nurse at the V.D. clinic.
Typical question: So, what do you do for a living?
Effective answer: I'm a female impersonator!
Help me I'm desperate line: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Get lost you loser answer: Do Not Enter, Road Closed!
I'll respect you in the morning line: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Straight answer: Unfertilized!
Dumb line: Your body is like a temple...
Wise reply: Sorry, services are cancelled today!
I'm a sensitive loser line: I would go to the ends of the Earth for you.
Start walkin' reply: Okay, but would you stay there?
I'm really a loser line: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy!
I know you're a loser response: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing!
He: I'm a photographer, I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for a face like yours.
He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
She: I must have been given your share.
He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
He: Your are like Helen of Troy. You have a face that could launch a thousand ships.
She: And your face looks like it did.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
He: Go ahead, don't be shy. Ask me out!
She: Okay, get out!
He: I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing, I can't laugh and speak at the same time.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you!