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| You might be a redneck if ... Your mother in law gave birth to you If you call your teacher a "yungun" If your church preaches the word of Willie Nelson If you harassed Paula Jones and had sex with Monica Lewenski If you think redneck jokers otta be hanged If HBO wasn't allowed to Document you because of FCC decency codes If your wife can fart for over an hour nonstop If every song you ever heard has the words "honkytonk" and "jukebox" in it If you see intelligent people on Jerry Springer If your cat is an Endangered species If you thought The Lockhorns is your life story If your sister is named "Billy-Sue" If your wife has more hair on her legs than her head, but not as much as is on your back |
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