| A tourist is staying in a posh hotel and is in the breakfast room. Hungry, the tourist calls the head waiter over. "I would like one really runny egg, not quite cooked, please, and one that is hard boiled, and some burnt toast with some butter straight from the freezer. Oh, and can you bring me some weak luke warm coffee?" asked the tourist. "Certainly," says the head waiter, "but it is rather a complicated order." "It can't be all that difficult. It is what you brought me yesterday!" exclaimed the tourist. |