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| There is a man sitting in a bar, sipping on his beer. A guy slides up next to him and says, "If you woke up in the forest, and your ass itched, and when you scratched it, you got Vaseline on your hand, would you tell anyone?" "FUCK NO!" "Well, if you reached farther into the crack of your ass and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?" "FUCK NO!" "Wanna go camping?" |
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