| The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting college. "Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend." "I'm not surprised," siad her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience?" "Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked. "The first eight guys felt really great, but after that my cunt was really starting to hurt." |