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| Down south in Arkansas, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer. Bubba continued, "And now I hear that someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba," said the lawyer. "But why you asking?" "Cause I was a wondering," said Bubba. "Can I sue Budweiser for all of them ugly women I've slept with?" |