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| Two guys are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you don't mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?" "I can't", lamented the first guy. "It's permanently stuck in my ass." "I don't understand," said the other. The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then an old man with a white beard came oozing out. He said, "I am a Genie. I can grant you only one wish." I said, "No shit." |