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| This guy is going through a nasty divorce. One night he's sitting at a bar getting plastered. Suddenly he raises his head, looks over his shoulder to his left and yells, "You women are all bitches!" then goes back to staring into his drink. Five minutes later he raises his head looks over his shoulder to his right and yells, "You women are all whores!" To that a women stands up and says, "I am not a fucking whore!" The guy keeps looking at his glass and finally says, "Then get to the other side." |