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| Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen. Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? A: Three - one to eat the possum and two to watch for cars. Q: How do you know if a redneck is married? A: There's chewing tobacco stains on both sides of the truck. Q: What do you get when you have 32 Rednecks in the same room? A: A full set of teeth. |
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