A Berkeley computer programmer was walking on campus one day when his friend, another programmer, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first programmer was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second programmer replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!"
The second programmer nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." |
