- - - -JOKES ON THE RUN- - - -
A little boy and his grandmother were walking along the seashore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere and swept the child out to sea, and the grandmother, horrified, falls to her knees, and she says, "God, please, return my beloved grandson.  Please, I beg of you.  Send him safely back."

And lo, another wave washed in and depositied the little boy on the sand at her feet.  She picked him up and looked him over.  Then she looked up at the sky and said,

"He had a hat!"
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