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| Actual instruction labels - ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping. - ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. - ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap. - ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestion: Defrost. - ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP: Fits one head. - ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) - ON MARKS AND SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating. - ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron clothes on body. - ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery. - ON NYTOL (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness. - ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children. - ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only. - ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use. - ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts. - ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. - ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands. |
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