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Little Johnny and Eddie are in a hospital and are lying next to each other. The Eddie leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

Little Johnny replies, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

Eddie says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"

Little Johnny then asks, "What are you in here for?"

Eddie replies, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."

Little Johnny says, "Holy Shit! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!!!"