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| This guy walks in to a bar, and says "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer." The bartender says, "Seems you've got a stuttering problem." The guy says,"N-n-no sh-sh-shit." The bartender says, "I used to stutter, but my wife cured me. One afternoon we had oral sex three times in a row, and I haven't stuttered since." The guy says, "W-w-wow, th-th-that's great to kn-kn-know..." Ten days later, the same guy walks in to the bar, and says, "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer." The bartender says, "Why didn't you try what I told you?" The guy says, "I d-d-did. It d-d-didn't w-w-wrork. B-b-but I m-m-must say, you have one hell of a apartment." |