When the old professor Crushbottom was a young man, he decided it was time for him to get married... only trouble was, he was dating two ladies. One was absolutely beautiful with an absolutely great body. But although she was a rather bright girl, she didn't really have many physical processions, and lived in the rather shady part of town.
The other was ugly as sin, didn't really have a nice body, not smart at all, but oh, OH! She was very, very rich! The young professor Crushbottom asked his best friend for advice.
His friend advised him to marry the rich ugly girl, and said when they got ready to have sex he could just put a sack over his new wife's head.
After they married, the couple had a wonderful honeymoon in Europe... of course, she paid for everything. Upon their return, they bought a beautiful mansion. professor Crushbottom noticed a loose board, and while his new bride watched, he attempted to nail it down. He missed the nail and hit his finger, and yelled, "Fuck!"
Mrs. professor Crushbottom left the room muttering, "Go get the sack... Go get the sack..." |
