| - - - -JOKES ON THE RUN- - - - |
| There were these three guys, a French man, an Italian and a German. They all worked together at a factory. Every day they noticed that their Russian boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early, too. The Russian boss left and so did they. The German guy went home, read the newspaper and took a nap. The Italian guy went home and cooked dinner. The French man went home and walked to his bedroom. Hearing a noise, he opened the door slowly and saw his wife in bed having sexual intercourse with his boss, so he quickly shut the door and left. The next day the Italian and the German were talking going home early again. They asked the French man if he wanted to leave early, too, and he said, "No." They asked French man why not and he said, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!" |