A man was in an accident and his 'manhood' was chopped off. He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor looked at him, and after careful examination said, "We can replace it with some extensive reconstructive surgery. Now you have a choice. We can fit you with a small size for $2,000, or a medium size for $5,000, or an extra-large size for $10,000. I realize it's a lot of money, so take your time. Talk it over with your wife and let me know."
When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly at the floor. "We've decided," the man told him as he choked back tears. "My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen." |
