| - - - -JOKES ON THE RUN- - - - |
| A guy walks into his doctor's office and hands him a note that says, "Doc, I've lost the ability to talk." The doctor says, "No problem. Take out your penis and put it on the table." The guy takes out his penis, and after he puts it on the table, the doctor takes a rubber mallet and smacks it... The guy goes, "Aaaa!" The doctor says, "Very good. Come back tomorrow and we'll start on the b's." |