One day a women walks into work in a short skirt.   As she's walking  to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker,  who says,  "Your hair smells really nice today." 

She grimaces and stomps into her manager's office. She says,  "I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!"   and then relates what happened.

The manager says,  "What's wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?"

Furious,  she snarls,"He's a midget!"
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