| A very attractive, well dressed woman walks into a shop that sells VERY EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today ?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir how much does this rug cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit your pants when you hear what the price is!" |
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