| An polock, a jew and a black man were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the polock, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. "Well, " said the polock, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the jew and the black man and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the polock, "the jew was haggling over the price and the black man was waiting for the government to pay for his." |
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