Two Jewish men were walking along the street and they noticed a sign in front
of the local Catholic church which read 'Convert today and get $10'.  One of the men, after thinking for a while said "I think I'm gonna do it..."

The other guy says "Are you nuts?"

"Yeah I 'm gonna do it." The man goes inside and his friend waits for him for 45 minutes.

When the man finally comes outside his friend asks "Did they give you the ten bucks?"

He answers: "Is that all you people think about?"
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