| A wealthy married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque brunette walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the husband, and walked off. "Who was that?" the wife asked. "If you must know, that was my mistress" the husband replied. "Your mistress?" she fumed. "That's it! I want a divorce!" "Remember our prenuptial agreement? Are you sure you want to give up our big house in the suburbs, your Mercedes, your furs, your jewelry, and our vacation house in Mexico?" her husband asked. For a long time they dined in silence. Finally, the woman nudged her husband. "Isn't that Howard over there?" she said. "Who's he with?" "That's his mistress" he replied. "Oh," she said, sipping her coffee. "Our mistress is much prettier". |
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